Sunday, September 20, 2009

"I'm Not Your Cute Little Sexy Toy; Won't Be Your Nasty Little Bitch!" (8)

Okay!~ Before I get into my blog.. I would like to announce... I'M GOING TO 3OH!3 :D! Natasha &&. Ivvay came and surprised me with tickets at work today... I started jumping in the kitchen so all the customers could just see a bopping head over the ice cream machine... mcdonalds is a respectable and highly professional place of work :) Supposedly I'm "paying natasha back"... stay tuned to my blog to find out if that ever happens :D

Well back to the boring bits... that was one heck of a week! If I remember correctly.. I started out with three rostered shifts.. which kind of annoyed me because I hate to bludge.. so I took whatever shifts came my way at the start... then did my actual shifts afterwards as all my shifts were rostered at the end of the week... ALTHOUGH! I end up working WAYYYYY to many shifts because people are injuring themselves like little emo kids after a day of being teased at school~! LOL... I know I started with 24 hours rostered... I'm guna count up how many I worked now.. *blog pause* .. okay so figure's I've lost count :) anywho.. I feel like shit right now, but come payday :) I'll be quite a happy chap.

Ohhh; and after work today.. I had to go get the tickets off Natasha for 3OH!3 ( =] x 98765434567 etc.) ended up having a few ciggies (of her mum's - cheers titties) and then quickly heading over to Ivana's work to drop by... "One Water Please.. " *passes me the water... "Watch Your Car.." and I walk out.. HAHA! want all over the car just to freak her out.. although she do anything.. epic fail -_-"! so just for that extra punch.. I stole her p plate :D BAHAHAHA! I think she finish's work soon.. she'll probably drive over to YELL! at me! bahahaha.

Anyway.. my week was completely boring and spent working. -_-"

Until next time where I actually have crazy adventures to talk about..

__xoxo.
Matthew Dragoslav.

*Note: The title is a 3OH!3 lyric... but all the cool kid's already knew that :D

Sunday, September 13, 2009

D.U.I's & Scary Road Closures =/

13.09.09
Tash's Mum's B'day Dinner :D

Okay, my day starts with me freaking out at 7.41 am... i start work in 19 minutes =/ somehow I shaved (poorly_) and showered and dried my hair in eleven minutes... BUT! by the time I got to work.. it was 8.04 -_-". I already told them I couldn't work today's shift because I took extra's for them when they were desperate (20 minute long convo pleading with me... how could I say no!)... blah blah blah... AND THEY GIVE ME A WARNING SLIP! omg. I could have exploded.. but I kept my cool... and it was finally resolved at the end of the shift.. thank god... like seriously.. ask anybody... i'm always at work atleast 30 mins before a shift.. if not an hour and dressed correctly... even with my hair done! (even though sometimes they get me to push it back.... WOGBOY!)!!!

Anyway.... finished at 1pm (short shifts FTW_) and head home to get ready... blah blah blah... i'm ready :) Somehow my mum... yes my mum... wtf.. persuaded my dad to let me use the car for the night :):):) and after packing up some beach chairs and waiting for Ivvayy (who had impeckable timing btw) we were off to pick up natasha in barry the barina :)

We arrive at westfields.. and after me watching some shifty guys in the carpark around barry (my car if u didn't read the previous paragraph you dumb shit !).. we headed to nat's work! Me and Ivvay planned a "Nat's mum is having a heart attack and she's in the hospo... she needs to come NOW! it kinda worked... got her off fifteen minutes early :) yay. haha... blah blah blah.. drove to her house !

When we get to Natasha's house our plans for going to cronulla/wollongong/brighten got completely canned and we end up going to Bankstown Sports.. LOL at driving being Nat's mum while she's going slow for me.. I'm flashing my lights trying to get her to go faster... such a road rage addict! Dinner was good; and reasonably cheap :) Although Ivvay and Nat's plan to sneak the cake in epically failed -_-" damn Marly for giving it away! HAHA

OH! during din dinz.. nat says somethings about the waiter being cute... an asian emo.. wow she's got low standards! LOL! anyway; we embarrassed her by getting his name, asking him his number.. if he's single.. getting him to bring unnessary things just so he'd be near our table! haha.. she ran out of the restaraunt at one point! LOL

After dinner as natasha's mum was paying, we had the idea to get into the nightclub... we looked eighteen and got straight passed security (me holding car keys and ciggies FTW)... once we get around the corner.. its a bunch of 40 y/o's standing around "bopping" to the beat... we looked at eachother and all said "nahhhhhhh" at the same time (why didn't someone say jinx? *sigh) LOL

Get back to the car in the huge carpark and we get the great idea to drive to lakemba... scary shit! haha but didn't stop me and samara beeping our horns past the mosque and going crazy... all the lebo's looking at us like we were slices of bacon. LOL! gotta love it.


Oh yeahh.. and around about this time we took some photo, such as the following :)


Then we drive around to Fiona's house just down the road... beeping our horns like CRAZY! my horn didn't stop for a second... we did it too piss them off; but the thought we were just beeping for a chat... umm.. okay? HAHA!!!

After that; we get the great idea to go to the beach :) the very. VERY. last road and we see cop cars.. i thought it was an RBT and i nearly shit myself (i had a 'celebratory' wine for samara.. damn the zero alco limit) anyway... i beep my horn to samare to turn.. IDIOT! Samara turns into the off street and the cop car parks directly infront of me facing me. *matthew dragoslav dies at the wheel. i turn the opposite way in the other street to samara and stopped the car.. OMG; your licence is gone Ivvayy kept repeating (just what i wanted to hear). I put my head out of the window and i'm like to the copper who was now out of the car... "you pulling me over".. his responce "no, road closure". *matthew dragoslav's heart begins to beat again. (lol) anyway; i drive to samara's car... go past over the hill (where the pigs cant see me) and jump out.. craving like a bitch! I probably would have been sober but i wasn't going to bet my licence on it. HAHA

We drove all the way to brighten.. well; just before brighten because traffic was a BITCH! we stopped for a ciggarette break and to watch the planes... well atleast we got to a beach eventually! haha

On our way home.. -_-" M5 closer. what a joke. almost got into ANOTHER "esh lad escape" because I cut these lad's off.. although it was one lane so it was there fault.. but whatever. Getting home was crazy... luckily samara knew ALLLLLLLLLL the crazy back streets through cantebury. haha

FINALLY back onto the M5 and me and samara are racing to get infront of eachother; I won on the M5; but she beat me back to her place... don't know why but I always got back home the long way through all the back streets... never.. ever.. know why! LOL!

When we get back to natasha's.. Marly's running around with this squirter toy... swear it was a mini version douche bag! LOL; gave us a realllllll good laugh :) and my "silent laugh"! haha

That's pretty much my eventful night :) Minus an uneventful stop at maccas on the way home and me being to tired to push the break going around roundabouts.. me screaming; get out of the way... CBF with the break pedal! LOL

Hahaha :) Goodnight && Happy Birthday Samara (Wife?)

Until Next Time,
_xoxo.
Matthew Dragoslav.

Saturday, September 12, 2009

Numero Uno. :)

Well look at this! Matthew Dragoslav, the "Myspace Whore" turned "Facebook Addict", now has his very own blog! =/ I think I'll use this to rant about whatever is on my mind while I think people who are reading actually care (and not bored shitless!).

Anyway; lets talk about my week :)

I'm going to start with Sundayy! Sunday was planned for shopping with Ivvvay & Natasha (yes, you read that last bit right.. we did plan something for once!) to go shopping to buy presents for Kirra & get Ivvvay some scrubs for dress ups :) Anyway, we were sitting out side with my $4.50 "large" plate of chips (worst $4.50 of my life -_-") and having a ciggarette break when I come up with the idea, "Hey, lets have a barbeque at Nats?". Both girls agreed and after getting the okay from Natasha's mum... My Wife... We were off to buy meat! Once we got to Natasha's, we started cooking right away.. I don't know about them.. but I was starved! I've don't think we could have made a more "wogged out" meal if we tried. A serbian and croatian mixed potato salad (although; I think Natasha's Mum (greek) added to it), along with the greek salad and the masses of sausages we bought! LOL there was so much food I though I was going to be sick! haha


Monday was dodgy. work work work. moving right along to tuesday afternoon :)

Tuesday afternoon; its hot, my hair's been pushed back for work, I'm all sweaty and who do I find outside waiting for me... KirRAWR! :D ON HER BIRTHDAY SHE SURPRISES ME!?! LOL ... blah blah blah; long story short.. I ended up sleeping at her house for the night.. after a few celebratory drinks of course ;) LOL... that night will be remember in my mind as "Rip Her T!TS Off!" and me "Bathing Literally In Vodka"... because that's just how I role ;)

oh oh; blog pause button please. *** HAPPY BIRTHDAY KIRRA! *** & now back to your scheduled blog programing by Matthew Dragoslav. :)

Wednesday worked out funny.. Ivana randomly shows up with Benita at work and I get them to wait for me :) Benita had to go home right away but I ended up staying with Ivana until almost 10pm? We saw Ricky, James, Zomaya, supposedly Giles? LOL... OH! and who thought matty the mazda didn't have it in him.. he beat a ford falcon.. with James as Driver!!! ... although I was driving matty at the time.. and I'm pretty sure I'm a "Crazy Serb Driver" as people preferrably know me as :)

Thursday was shit. I worked until 1am. Like a bitch. Moving Along. xD!

OH~ now for my RANT!:) I'm at a crossroads (sorry ivana... dejavu?); I don't know what I'm to do. Hincho or Carnes Hill? Its abit confusing for me.. and I have the future to think about.. so everything is a little up in the air atm.. and anyway who knows me knows I hate indecisiveness -_-" any suggestions?

I would like to give a round of applause to everyone (or anyone) who managed to read through all of that; hope you return again sometime ! :)

Until Next Time;
_xoxo.
Matthew Dragoslav.